Blessed News?
Published Jan 01, 1900
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two." The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world." But then she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
