Boy vs. Girl

BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL: Why not?
BOY : I'm broke.

BOY : I can't leave you.
GIRL: Do you love me so much?
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Did you miss me while I was away?
BOY : Were you away?

GIRL: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it?

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon?

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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