Burglars
Published Jan 01, 1900
Mr. and Mrs. Steinfeld are asleep in their beds late one night, when Mrs. Steinfeld hears a noise downstairs. "Wake up!" cried Mrs. Steinfeld, nudging her husband. "There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the pot roast I made tonight!" "What do we care," said Mr. Steinfeld. "As long as they don't die in the house!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
