Courses That Men Think All Women Should Take in College

--Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.
--The undiscovered side of banking: Making deposits
--Parties: Going without new outfits
--Man Management: Minor household chores can wait till after the game.
--Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.
--Bathroom Etiquette 2: His razor is his
--Communication Skills 1: Tears - The last resort, not the first
--Communication Skills 2: Thinking before speaking
--Communication Skills 3: Getting what you want without nagging
--Driving a Car Safely: A skill you CAN acquire
--Telephone Skills: How to hang Up
--Introduction to Parking.
--Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
--Water Retention: Fact or Fat
--Cooking 1: Bringing back bacon, eggs and butter
--Cooking 2: Bran and Tofu are not for human consumption
--Cooking 3: How not to inflict your diets on other people
--Compliments: Accepting them gracefully
--Dancing: Why men don't like to
--Classic Clothing: Wearing outfits you already have
--Household Dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women notice
--Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it all together
--Oil and Petrol: Your car needs both
--TV Remotes: For men only
Originally published October 20, 2003.