Differences between Men and Women
Published Dec 04, 2002
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A man will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.
Men always want to be a woman's first love.
Women have a more subtle instinct: They want to be a man's last romance.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Any married man should forget his mistakes no use in two people remembering the same thing.
It's not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer women who can simulate foolishness whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.
Originally published December 07, 2002.
