"Dinner"
Published Jan 01, 1900
A newly married lady asks her new husband "if" he would like dinner.
The husband, thrilled that he no longer has to have TV dinners or whatever concoction HE would come up with like in his bachelor days, says "Yes, honey, that would be GREAT! What are my choices?"
The new wife looks back at him and without a smile or smirk responds "yes or no."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
