Doctor's Orders
Published Mar 13, 2003
A man was showing his friend a new set of matching golf clubs he had just bought.
"Doctor's orders," the man told his friend. "My wife and I have been gaining too much weight and we went to see the doctor about it. He said we needed more exercise, so I joined the country club and bought myself this set of golf clubs."
"What did you buy your wife?" the friend asked.
The man said, "A new matching bicycle and lawn mower."
Originally published March 14, 2003.
