Everybody's a Comedian
Published Apr 21, 2005

As an independent 'today kinda woman' I called my local home improvement store for a simple piece of advice.
"I know the Sheetrock is nailed to the studs," I said to the guy who answered the phone, "but how do I find the stud?"
"Put an ad in the personals column." he suggested.
Originally published April 22, 2005.