Fabric Softener

My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for.

Then I noticed women were coming up to me, they'd sniff, exclaim, "Married!", and walk off.

So, gents, that's how they mark their territory! You can take off that ring, but it's hard to get that "April fresh scent" out of your clothes.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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