Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant
Published Jan 01, 1900
"I finished the Oreos."
"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."
"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby."
"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay like that!"
"Well, couldn't they induce labour? The 25th is the Super Bowl."
"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
"Get your own ice cream."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
