Gone Fisnin'
Published Jun 03, 2003
A friend of mine had never been fishing in her entire life, but she wasn't about to tell her new rich boyfriend that.
"What?, and look like an idiot?" she said to me.
After about an hour aboard his yacht, she turned to her new boyfriend and said, "Umm, those little red and white thingees? How much do they cost?"
He looked at her a little funny, shrugged, and said, "The float? I guess they're about a dollar. Why do you ask?"
"I owe you a dollar then.; Mine just sank.
Originally published June 04, 2003.
