Good News & Bad News
Published Jan 14, 2003

Woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.
Husband: "I'm sorry dear, but I'm up to my neck in work today."
Wife: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you, dear."
Husband: "Okay, darling, but as I've got very little time now, so just give me the good news."
Wife: "Well, the air bag works."
Originally published January 15, 2003.