Good News and then the Bad News
Published Jan 01, 1900
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .
Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in work today"
Says She: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear"
Says He: "OK darling, but since I've got no time now, just give me the good news, OK?"
Says She: "Well, the air bag works..."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
