Heaven?
Published Aug 29, 2003
A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately.
He went to a psychic (which I don't advise you to do) to see if he could contact his late wife. (. . . you can't do that!!)
The psychic went into a trance (yea right!). A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room, and suddenly, the man heard the unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife.
"Honey!" he cried. "Is that you?"
"Yes, my husband."
"Are you happy?"
"Yes, my husband."
"Happier than you were with me?"
"Yes, my husband."
"Then Heaven must be an amazing place!"
"I'm not in Heaven, dear."
Originally published August 30, 2003.
