He's Perfect
Published Jan 01, 1900
Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch. Afterwards, the talk got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life Heather, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found. "He's perfect. He's handsome, and last night when we went out to dinner, he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me!" Marcy said, "He said 'will you marry me'?" Heather said, "No, he said 'put your money away'!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
