His Life Insurance Policy

The agent replied,
"Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured and then we'll provide you with another barn, just like the original one."
There was a long pause, and then Susan replied,
"If that's how it works, I want to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband.
Originally published November 14, 2002.