His poor perspective on marriage...
Published Jan 01, 1900
The last fight was my fault... I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Do you know the punishment for bigamy? In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
I don't like to interrupt.
Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Two mothers-in-law.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
