How Do You Know When You Are Getting Old? ......
Published Jan 01, 1900
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it started.
Your dentist asks you to donate your your dentures to the museum of denistry.
Your grandchildren look at your wedding pictures and ask, "Grandpa, who are these people?"
You are really old when your back goes out more often than you do! vPeople ask which side you were on in the Civil War?
Your dog attacks you as you return from the mail box at the end of your driveway.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
