How Do You Scare a Man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A: At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q: What food best describes most men?
A: Jerky.
Q: How is a man like a used car?
A: Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover, and a stimulating partner?
A: In the pages of a romance novel.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift to women?
A: Exchange him.
Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbers.
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
