Humor in Marriage

I noticed a guy yesterday opening the car door for his wife. I guess she must have come into some money.

I especially enjoy vacuuming because it keeps me from hearing about all the other chores my wife wants me to do.

My marriage is at the point where I put on a music CD and pour her some wine--just so she'll have something to do while I watch the game.

Men and women have a lot in common. Men like big, dumb, hairy dogs, and women like big, dumb, hairy men.

Originally published November 14, 2002.