Husbands and Wives
Published Jan 01, 1900
A 104 year-old woman was being interviewed by a reporter. "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
"No peer pressure" she responded.
and then there's this...
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell a person's fortune and weight.
"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, and resourceful."
"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
