If Women Ruled the World.
Published Jan 01, 1900
Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within 2 hours of bedtime. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas. Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments. Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. After a baby was born, men would take a 6-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot. For basic training, men would have to take care of a two-year-old for six weeks.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
