In the eye of the beholder...

Michelle and Karen are lifelong friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time, Karen is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Karen cries. "I'm so sorry for you!" Michelle replies... "As I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day." "Yes, but your husband is an antique dealer!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.