Instructions

When your wife says, "Well, what do you think?" she is not asking for YOUR opinion. She is asking for HER opinion, from your mouth. When your wife asks, "Do I look fat?" the translation is: "Do I look fatter than the neighbor/sister/friend?" (The appropriate response is, "No".) When she says, "How did you like dinner?" your answer sho uld run along the line of, "Good". DO NOT say anything such as, "Interesting," or "What was it?" When she says, "What do you want for supper?" the best answer is, "Let's go out to eat."
Originally published November 14, 2002.