It'll dry out!

I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor..
I thought for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you don't know the carburetor from the catalytic converter!".
"No, there's definitely water in the carburetor!" she insisted..
"OK, Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?".
"In the lake.".
Originally published November 14, 2002.