Just Cause ...
Published Jan 01, 1900
Phil and Jill had been married for many years but now were in divorce court. The judge asked, "Phil, is it true that the last three years of your marriage, you did not speak to Jill?" Phil replies, "Yes Judge, that is correct." "And how do you explain this unusual conduct?" the judge inquires. Phil replies, "I didn't want to interrupt her Your Honor."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
