Ladies: You're on a bad date when...

Ladies: You're on a bad date when...
You order a Double Whopper and he says, "Hey, my name ain't Rockefeller, honey."
He's been on Geraldo once and Jerry Springer twice.
He seems to know an awful lot about your banking habits.
Your dinner reservations are under "Loser, party of 2."
Calls to tell you he'll pick you up, just as soon as the stand off with the police is over.
Originally published April 10, 2004.