Last Words
Published Jan 01, 1900

Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. The first man said, "I've made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word." "Wow!" said the other, "how did you manage that?" He replied, "It's easy, my last words are always YES DEAR."
Originally published November 14, 2002.