- If a man is bald in front, he's a thinker. If he's bald in the back, he is a lover. If he's bald in front and back, he thinks he's a lover.
- 'Papa, are you growing taller all the time?' 'No my child. Why do you ask?' " 'Cause the top of your head is poking up through your hair.'
- He has wavy hair... it's waving goodbye.
- He's not baldheaded... he just has flesh-colored hair.
- There's one proverb that really depresses him: 'Hair today, gone tomorrow.'
- He has less hair to comb, but more face to wash.
- It's not that he's baldheaded... he just has a tall face.
- There's one thing about baldness... it's neat.
- There's a new remedy on the market for baldness. It's made of alum and persimmon juice. It doesn't grow hair, but it shrinks your head to fit what hair you have.
- He's so bald that it looks like his neck is blowing a bubble.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
