Leftovers
Published Jan 19, 2003
Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers.
"It gets rough," one said. "My husband is a Movie Producer and he calls them 'reruns'."
"You think you have it bad," was the reply. "Mine is a Quality Control Engineer and he calls them 'rejects'!"
"That's nothing compared to me," said the third lady. "My husband is a mortician. He calls them 'remains'!"
Originally published January 20, 2003.
