Lesson Learned...
Published Jan 01, 1900

"So, how does Samantha like being pregnant?" Mark asked his friend Larry. "Oh, she's not pregnant," Larry replied, "she's expecting." "OK... So what's the difference?" Mark pressed. "Well, Larry explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet . . ."
Originally published November 14, 2002.