Lost In The Park?
Published Jan 01, 1900
A squad car pulls up in front of grandma Jennie's house, and grandpa Bernie gets out.
The kindly officer explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park... and couldn't find his way home.
"Oy, Bernie!", grannie expclaimed, "You've been going to that park for what, over 30 years! So how could you get lost?"
Leaning close to his dearie, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Bernie whispered, "Lost I wasn't... I was just too tired to make the walk home."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
