Marriage Jokes
~ My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. ~ A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine." ~ A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death." ~ How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. ~ A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. ~ The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ~ First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" ~ Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful!!!
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
