Marriage Quips
Published Nov 16, 2004
Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?
A: Not if you are the groom.
Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except "Tied to the Whipping Post."
Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception?
A: They're the ones dancing with everyone but their wives.
Q: What is a wedding tragedy?
A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.
Q: How is marriage like a hot bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Q: How do I make my wife stop buying all these gloves?
A: Buy her a diamond ring.
Originally published November 17, 2004.
