Men!
Published Oct 14, 2003
- Don't imagine you can change a man
- unless he's in diapers. - What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
You shut the door. - If they put a man on the moon
- they should be able to put them all up there. - Never let your man's mind wander
- it's too little to be out alone. - Go for the younger man. You might as well
- they never mature anyway. - Men are all the same
- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. - Definition of a bachelor:
a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. - Women don't make fools of men
- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. - Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
- The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. - If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
- Remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his
- Sadly, all men are created equal!
Originally published October 15, 2003.
