More 1 Liners
Published Nov 14, 2002
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest talking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Can a vegetarian eat animial crackers.
How do they get those deer to cross at those yellow signs?
What do you do if you see an endangered animial eating and endangered plant?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Would a fly withut wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Originally published December 07, 2002.
