More Male Bashing

2. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've gotten sick of him.
3. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
4. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
5. If you want a nice man, go for a bald one --they try harder.
6. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
7. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
8. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
9. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.
10. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men-strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them!
11. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets!
12. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
13. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
Originally published November 14, 2002.