No Pleasing Some People
Published Jan 01, 1900
Amanpreet and Judi married. Preet thought this would be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brings Judi breakfast in bed.
Judi wasn't impressed wit his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!"
Undaunted, the next morning, Preet brings his true love a scrambled egg.
Judi wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"
Determined to please Judi, the *next* morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought Judi *two* eggs -- one scrambled and one poached.
"Here, love, enjoy!"
"You scrambled the wrong egg."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
