Not One Enemy
Published Dec 14, 2002

The new minister was talking to the oldest inhabitant. "I am 97 years old, sir, and I haven't an enemy in the world," said the aged one.
"That is a beautiful thought," said the clergyman approvingly.
"Yes sir," was the answer. "I'm thankful to say that I've outlived them all."
Originally published December 15, 2002.