Observations On Men ......

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Originally published November 14, 2002.