Old Friends
Published May 08, 2004
Amy and Jamie are old friends.
They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Amy cries.
"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day." replies Jamie.
"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"
Originally published May 09, 2004.
