"OLD" is When . . .
Published Jan 26, 2004
"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.... A good looking babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
Originally published January 27, 2004.
