On The Road Again...
Published Jan 01, 1900

As an elder gent was driving down the interstate, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "George, honey, I just heard on the news that there's some maniac in a car going the wrong way on 95... Please be careful!" "Heck, Louise," said George, "It's not just one car. There's hundreds of them!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.