One Way Street
Published Jan 01, 1900
As a guy was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Hey!" said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
