Our Social Roles Defined
Published Jan 01, 1900
Some people are sitting around at the pool when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a S_N_A_G."
Another guy says, "What's that?"
The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."
Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a D_I_N_K.
A girl asks, "What's that?"
He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."
A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."
Larry says, "A W_I_F_E? What's a W_I_F_E?"
She says, "That means, "Wash, Iron, Fix, Etc."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
