Parting Shot
Published Jan 01, 1900
Jill wanted a divorce from Todd. The judge asked, "What fault do you find with your husband?" "Your Honor, he's a liar, a brute, a thief and a brainless idiot." "That's very serious," exclaimed his Honor, "Can you prove all that?" "Prove it? Why everybody knows it." "If you knew all this, then why did you marry him?" "I didn't know it before I married him." Todd shouted out, "She did too!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
