Payback!
Published Jan 01, 1900
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
Editors Note: Please don't try this at home! Please! I will go shopping!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
