Q and A
Published Feb 26, 2003
Q: What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
A: When the power goes off.
A: When the power goes off.
Q: What do men and women have in common?
A: They both distrust men.
Q: Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?
A: Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Q: What do men consider housecleaning?
A: Lifting their feet so you can vacuum under them
Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
Originally published February 27, 2003.
