Quotes on Marriage
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. -- Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- George Burns What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. -- Cindy Garner At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." -- Anonymous#1 My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. -- Anonymous#2 A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. -- Anonymous#3 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. -- Anonymous#4
Originally published November 14, 2002.
