Quotes on Marriage
Published Jan 01, 1900
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. ~ Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~ Rodney Dangerfield I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~ George Burns At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." ~ Anonymous A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.~ Anonymous Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a pot belly, and still think they are beautiful. ~ Anonymous
Originally published November 14, 2002.
